Who done it?

So we had my brother and his family over tonight for tacos and a few exhiliarating games of clue. What a fun evening it was, even though I resisted the temptation of root beer floats. I am stronger than I thought. I know it's impolite to stare but I couldn't help myself, that dark foam calling my name, the rich color at the bottom of the glass just waiting for you to get past the spoonfuls of crystallized ice cream and take a sip... oh, as I was saying, we played a few games of clue. I have not played that game since I was very young. I ended up being the murderer two out of three times. I don't know if that says anything about me, but for what it's worth I used an axe. If you think about the actual game it is very disturbing. These people are at a party and they sneak around starting rumors about random people (wrongfully most of the time) and random grotesque weapons. And what about the murderer?? In the spa, with an axe or a baseball bat?? In the kitchen, with a candlestick?? Who ever came up with that game, and did they end up in prison for actually doing the things that they thought of for a game? What if it was a big cover-up? Oh I have a great idea for a game... yes we will kill people in all sorts of wonderful, uh... I mean terrible ways! It gives me a tickle in my stomach just thinking of the weapons I could use, errr... the fun people would have with their imaginations playing the game, yes that's what I meant. Sick! It was fun even so. I lost. Three games and I didn't win a single one... I hate losing.